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01 December 2014

Un air, un air... Un air de famiiiiille

Well, we all knew it had to end sometime, right?  And it did, most unfortunately, as I’m sure you know if you’ve been watching my more-frequent-than-usual status updates on Facebook.  I am now sitting in my bedroom in the apartment I share with Kat in Kirksville—we’ve been back since late Saturday afternoon after spending the night at her place in Hannibal once she and her mom picked me up from the airport.  (That was a very long sentence.)  But more on that later—now that Un air de famille has aired, I can finally talk about what happened on Sunday when I attended the taping of the episode . . . and elongate my memories of Québec just a little bit more.

As y’all know, Sunday the 23rd was my first full day in Montréal, which I soon began to call Wonderland for reasons I shall explain in a bit.  I didn’t need to be at Radio-Canada (which was conveniently down about five minutes away by foot from my hostel) until around noon, so I had time to explore the city a tiny bit.  Also, le Bureau de Change had been closed at the airport for some weird reason when I arrived at dear ol’ Pierre-Elliot Trudeau, so I still had no Canadian money other than what Lauren and I had retained from our séjour in Québec last year, which was about $25.  It was enough to get me a pass for the 747 shuttle to the Berri-UQÀM station, but not much else.

My favorite clerk-person at M Montréal, Thibault, told me that I could find a Bureau de Change in the bus station, but at the time I had forgotten that there were two—there was the metro station underground and the local buses on the outside and then the gare d’autocars down the street (or through an underground tunnel), which is where I would later take a bus to Québec City and then Drummondville.  He told me that the bureau was in the gare d’autocars, but I guess I didn’t quite understand, so at around 9 or 10 that morning I headed to the métro station.

Since it was a Sunday morning, the station before the ticketing booth swipey things was virtually empty except for the few people who mill around asking people for spare change.  I must have looked confused, because a man approached me and asked if I was looking for the metro.  I guess my stammered response that I was looking for the Bureau de Change was too I-don’t-speak-French-well-ish, because he immediately began speaking English.  He gave me directions to get to the gare d’autocars in the underground way, and then said he would take me there.  I didn’t have much choice, since he already began walking, so I followed him, albeit nervously and afraid I would get kidnapped.

On the way, he asked why I was in Montréal and where I was from.  He seemed pretty surprised when I said Missouri, and said something like, “Oh, Missouri?  From St. Louis?” I said something like “Kind of,” since I didn’t want to get into explaining what exactly Kirksville is.  To my surprise, he replied with, “Well, at least you’re not from Hannibal!”  This amused/surprised me, as my two best friends are from Hannibal and I myself stay there with them often.  So, just to see what he’d say, I said, “Actually, I am from Hannibal.”  That’s when he got really surprised.  “Really,” he said.  “From Hannibal.  Wow.  Okay!”  I have no idea why a) he knew about Hannibal at all or b) why he thought it was so bad to live there.  But it was amusing.

The gare d’autocars was just a hop, skip, and a jump over the river and through the woods, and the man took me right to the Bureau de Change guichet.  He started talking to someone he knew, and, eventually a security guard.  I overheard a bit of their conversation, and it sounded like the guard was asking why the man was with me, which is a bit sad, since I clearly hadn’t been kidnapped and the guy had been helping me.  He had said he needed money for subway fare,  I think, so I asked him what he needed, and he said he only needed a toonie, which is a $2 coin.  I gave it to him, thanked him profusely for his help, and said goodbye.  It was an entirely nerve-wracking experience, but the guy had been truly kind in helping me, and I wish I could have given him more.

So anyway.  After that I went to the gigantic Archambault right across the street from the station, marveling at how absolutely huge it is, with multiple levels, each one dedicated to different items.  In the “New Releases” section, I saw Bruno’s album, Musique et Cinéma, which made me happy, as obviously I’m not going to see it anywhere else.  I also saw the Jacques Brel tribute album he appears on (of which Lauren also recently won a signed copy from most of the people appearing on the album).  Much to my delight, the new Marie-Mai concert DVD was also there, which I immediately snatched up because she’s wonderful.  I wandered around, grabbed the new Daniel Boucher CD and the Annie Villeneuve CD I’ve been wanting for a while, and explored, drooling over an $85 Notre-Dame de Paris music book containing the sheet music for every single song.  Obviously I couldn’t justify in getting it.  (Plus, it probably wouldn’t have fit in my luggage.)

After a bit more walking around, plus a smoothie at Presse Café, I went back to the hostel to get ready.  I chatted with Heather a bit via IM about my immense worries, despite the fact that deep down I knew everything would be okay.  But hey, I would be seeing Bruno for the first time in a year-and-a-half—of course I was nervous!  I left at 11:40 and headed left down rue St. André, where the hostel is, and then left on boulevard René-Lévesque.   I could see the Radio-Canada building immediately, so it’s not like I could get lost (for once).  Once I arrived, I headed down a long, tarp-covered tunnel that I imagine they use to protect the entrance from snow, and walked into the brilliantly scarlet lobby.  I was immediately approached by a young woman in a red scarf, who said, “You’re here for Un air de famille?”  I oui’d and after making sure I was there alone and not waiting for a group she told me that first I needed to sign a form and then get in line.  I signed said form but then got a bit confused, as the last part of her instructions were a bit muddled, so I went back to make sure what I needed to do and then proceeded to get in line.

After a few minutes, the line of people was led down a long hallway to a table where people were taking names.  I told her my name (in the French way—AshlLAY aySTEP), and she gave me a red raffle ticket, a picture of the UADF logo, and some other paper, and sent me on my way.  However, at this point I was confused, as the people I’d been falling had disappeared.  I went to the place where you can hang your coat, and did so, and asked the guy where UADF was, and he just replied “Radio-Canada,” which was extremely helpful.  Finally I found another employee in a red scarf, and she directed me to a large area with red cords snaking around against the wall to form a line.

I wasn’t too far from the front of the line, which was cool.  The line slowly began filling up, and mostly I just people-watched.  A lot of people had brought kids, a lot of people were alone, which made me feel a bit better about being alone myself.  After a while, around 12:30, an employee came and announced to everyone that we would be going into the studio soon.  She said that they would have to frisk all of us when we entered and stamp the inside of our wrists (not the outside, the inside.  The inside.  Got it?  She was going to stamp the inside.  I think she made her point quite vividly).  After another ten minutes or so, she came back and said, “Everyone from here,” cutting the line off literally right behind me, “come with me.”  So I got to be in the first group!  We headed back down the hallway and to the studio doors, down a flight of stairs, until, finally, there it was!

It was a bit surreal seeing the set in person when I’d seen it on my computer screen every week for the past however many weeks.  And there were so many lights.  There was no ceiling—it was just lights upon lights hanging down like spiders on their webs.  So many cameras and people.  I saw immediately that the people who were standing practically on the stage and who would be on camera most of the time were all part of groups supporting the families, rather than just the general public, so I would be sitting closer to the back.  There was a woman directing everyone to seats and asking how many people were in each group so she could keep them together.  I was standing next to the woman who had been in front of me in line, and the employee thought we were together, so kept saying, “Deux?” to us, and finally after our repeated, “Non, une,” she was like, “Oh.  Well, you can sit together anyway, right?”  Which was, of course, fine.  So we sat down and were soon joined by two parents and their two daughters in our row of six seats.

A little while later, the director of the émission came out and had a bunch of fun telling us the hand signals he would be making to get us to applaud, sit down, stand up, all that fun stuff.  There was one little girl in the front he felt wasn’t happy, so he called her onto the stage and got her to get us all to applaud, and ended up giving her and her little sister a Garfield book.  The two girls’ mother was eventually interviewed on camera for the portion when they talk to the singing families’ family members, but it didn’t go to well, for some reason, which I noticed at the time, and when I watched the episode last night, they cut the whole thing out entirely, which is rare.

Eventually, one of the women who works with the coaches during the coaching process (her first name is Édith . . . I cannot for the life of me remember her surname) along with the choreographer came out to teach the audience the corny-yet-sweet dance moves and the theme song, which we would have to do along with everyone else.  I think we all rocked.

As we got closer to the time of the recording, all of a sudden the host of the show, Patrice L’Ecuyer, came out and greeted the audience.  That was pretty weird, too, having seen him on the show and now suddenly in person.  He greeted everyone and thanked us all for being there, and also gave a basic breakdown of what would happen, saying that it all happened in chronological order as it would once it aired on TV.  Then, all of a sudden, it was time to start.  It was impossible to hear Patrice as he spoke and we were all clapping and cheering, but suddenly the coaches were coming out on stage—first Jean-François Breau, then Bruno, and then Johanne Blouin!

It took me a moment to register that it really was Bruno in front of me.  Like, holy crap, after a year-and-a-half, it really was him.  Even though he was a good distance away and probably had no idea I was there, it was awesome.  I was slightly surprised by the fact that, even when the cameras weren’t rolling, he and the two other coaches stayed on set the whole time—I figured they’d go backstage when they had a chance, but they stayed there, even when there were long stretches when they didn’t have to do anything.  At some point, the director introduced the coaches to the audience, and Bruno was in the middle of drinking, so he just kind of waved his water bottle in response to the applause—it was amusing.  Also during the breaks, the director held raffles for different audience members to win stuff, and he interacted with people, and kept us pretty entertained.  All in all, it was a pretty fun day.

Because they had to get ready for the next taping that evening, they had us all leave pretty quickly.  After that, it was time to meet my friend, François!  It took us a while to actually find each other, but when we did, we ended up hanging out until about eleven o’clock that evening.  He’s like the best person ever—not only did we walk all over Montréal looking for bagels at ten o’clock at night, but he also got me poutine gravy.  (Granted, he had promised a year-and-a-half ago to mail it to me, but we won’t argue with the fine points.)  He doesn’t understand why I love Bruno so much, but hey, François is weird and he likes Miley Cyrus.  So there.

It really shouldn’t have taken me this long to post this.  Oh, well.

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