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02 October 2011

A productive day of nothing

What, another one?  Yes, children, another blog post from Ashlee.  Let's check out a Sunday in the life of this little dramatic reine de la nuit, shall we?

11:30am -- wake up from a cruelly unrealistic dream.  Try to figure out where one is.  Glance at time on iPod.  Lay back down and, most unusually, fall back asleep.
1:30pm -- come out of a dreamlike state of dozy sleepiness upon hearing the soft conversation of roommates.  Tell them of dream, hear their 'awwws' of sympathy, and flop back down onto bed.  Watch as they get up, yet possess no desire to do so yourself.
1:45pm -- upon hearing Lauren prepare to take a shower, bolt from bed and into bathroom to prevent oneself from wetting the bed.
1:47pm -- flop down onto desk chair and turn on laptop, displaying no desire to get dressed.  Do random stuff of no consequence on laptop.
2:00pm -- finally get dressed upon learning that one will be required to travel to another location at some point during the day.
2:50pm -- begin preparation for desk clean-up as Lauren leaves for Black Sheep (knitting group) meeting.
3:00pm -- leave for library to return MOBIUS book in an attempt to procrastinate said clean-up.
3:01pm -- return to dorm room having forgotten ID.
3:04pm -- arrive at library, return book, and head back to dorm.
3:07pm -- arrive at dorm, commence clean-up of area.  Attempt to call home twice with no success.
3:50pm -- finish cleaning desk area and bathroom sink.  Become hungry.
4:00pm -- begin writing pointless blog entry.

And there you have it!  That was incredibly interesting, wasn't it?

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