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30 January 2014

punch the damask

New year, a new phrase I'm not gonna explain.  Woo!

I generally make an effort to make at least one post a month.  And for the past thirty-one months (holy crap), I've been successful.  All throughout January I've been meaning to write something, but my schedule has been absolutely insane this semester.  So what's the me been up to?

First of all, Kat's back in Kirksville, which means lots of merriment and fun.  It also means apartment hunting for Kat and me since we're going to be spending one more year here in this fabulous town before finally graduating and "spreading our wings," as it were.  Lauren will be graduating this May, so Kathy and I will be left to fend for ourselves.  Hopefully we can manage.

I also started my new job in the Special Collections section of the library here at Truman.  It's actually a pretty daunting task even though I'm just a lowly Reading Room assistant.  My main job is to help patrons who come in looking for a book, whether it be part of a specific collection really old, rare, and/or valuable.  While this may not sound difficult, there's a lot involved and it's a lot to remember.  Because the area doesn't get lots of traffic, most of the time I'm in the back dusting the stacks, looking through piles of newspapers in case something is featured that needs to be archived, or making lists of books for a project.  So far, because I'm still "in training," I haven't really been assigned any big projects or anything like that, which is fine with me.  I actually find the job to be quite stressful, mainly because I'm so worried about messing up.  It's slowly getting better, however, so fingers crossed that it'll continue to do so.

In other news, I finally applied for a position as a preceptor at the Joseph Baldwin Academy, which is a three-week-long program over the summer for gifted middle school students.  If accepted, I'll work in a creative writing class with a professor, as well as be something of a "counselor" for a group of girls, fairly similar to what I did at Girls Camp.  It comes with a $1,400 stipend, so I'm really hoping I get the job.

If I don't, there are some pretty awesome alternatives.  I'll either go to Kentucky to spend the summer with my family (which I may do after JBA, anyway), or I may stay a little longer in Missouri to see Eddie Izzard in St. Louis.  Which. would. be. AMAZING!  So while I would love to have the job, seeing as it would immensely help apartment prospects next semester, I do have other things I could look forward to.

Also, I like Sherlock now.  And Benedict Cumberbatch isn't as ugly as I thought he was.  WOO!

28 December 2013

Highlights of 2013

Okay, so that time of year has come once again, the time where we (or mostly I) review the year that has passed!  It has been, perhaps, the most amazing year of my life.  This won't be a terribly long post, but it's pretty mandatory in order to keep up the tradition from the past two years.  So!

What's happened in 2013?  Hmmm.  Let's think.

Gosh, what could it be?

Oh, right.

Québec.

The main highlight of 2013 was, of course, traveling to Québec City, Québec and studying there for five weeks with Lauren.  It was an experience I would never trade.  The only thing that would have made it better would have been if Kat had been there with us.  We missed our bestest friend like crazy, but thank God for Skype, right?

So!  Highlights!

  • June 16 - July 3 - I got to fly up to Michigan to spend my grandparents' fiftieth anniversary with them.  It was a wonderful time, and I'm so grateful that they were willing to put up with me for two weeks.  I got to see everyone from that side of the family: my brother and sister, my grandparents, my aunt and uncle, my cousins, and my nieces and nephew.  Not to mention I got to see my father, stepmother, and siblings for the first time in five years.  I got to spend some special time bonding with everyone, especially my father when he and I went out to lunch one day.  I also drove around and got lost in Marshall with my sister, Sarah - that was fun - before going with her to pick up Dawn, our older sister.  I have so many great memories of those two weeks.
  • July 4 - We spent Independence Day in Canada!  I was amused.  This was also the day we arrived in Québec, which was definitely monumental.
  • July 4 - 7 - Lauren, her family, and I got to spend a few days as tourists in and around Québec City.  We saw la chute Montmorency, la basilique Ste-Anne, and we even  went to Trois-Rivières to see their favorite jazz artist, Emilie-Claire Barlow, at le Festivoix!
  • July 13 - We tried poutine for the first time.  It was incredible.
  • July 27 - Lauren and I took a three-hour bus ride, getting up at 4:30 in the morning, to Montréal.  I got to meet and have vocal coaching from one of my absolute favorite singers, Gabrielle Destroismaisons.  She was so nice, and beautiful, and talented, and it was such an incredible experience.  Not only that, but Lauren got to stay and meet her, as well!
  • July 28 - I got to meet my friend, François, for the first time after meeting him several years ago on NaNoWriMo.  He was, apparently, surprised that I liked so many Québécois musicians, me being American, so we got to talking.  We finally met, and he made fun of my French, and we went into a library, rode in the elevators, and left.  It was awesome.
  • August 3 - Lauren went back to Montréal for the day and I got to hike up Mont-du-Lac-des-Cygnes.  My feet are still tired.
  • August 8 - The big finale of our trip in Québec.  Lauren and I took the ferry to Lévis and saw our favorite singer of all time, the reason we are friends, the reason we were in Québec: Bruno Pelletier.  We got to meet him before his show, we got to meet Ekaterina, a woman we knew online but never in person, we got to see his sound check, we were right in the front for the show itself. . . . Everything was perfect.  It was amazing.
  • August 10 and 11 - Not a good highlight.  Lauren and I had a nightmarish trip back to the U.S. thanks to the incompetency of Delta.
  • August 29 - I turned 22!  WOO!
  • Some point in November - I got a job as an assistant in the school's Special Collections for next semester.
Okay, so it wasn't a short post.  I lied.  Obviously most of the highlights of the year are due to Québec, but that's okay.  I can't wait to go back.  Hopefully I won't have to wait another four years.  All in all, 2013 was absolutely amazing.  Here's hoping 2014 is just as good!

22 November 2013

I have green nails.

Clearly, I was having trouble thinking of an interesting entry title.  And I still didn't succeed.

Anyway.  Hi.  It's been over a month since I last posted.  So what's been going on then?  Well, more stress, for one thing, specifically with two of my classes.  The other three are going pretty well.  But anyway, I don't feel like talking about classes, because classes are stupid.

So!  Classes for next semester!  (See what I did there?)  Of course, I had some difficulties getting into the ones I wanted, because that's what happens to me every semester.  Because I have about the lowest amount of credits a person can have while still being a junior, I have the last choice when it comes to upper-level classes that I need for a major.  This is never a problem with French, since the classes are always so small, but it's a bitch with English.  The 400-level English classes fill up extremely quickly and thus make it impossible for me to even get on the wait list for them.  After some maneuvering, I did manage to get on the wait list for an American literature class and then finally into the actual class, but now I'm hoping not to take French Civilization II next semester, so I'm on two different wait lists for a couple English writing courses, but I'm position 9 for both, and I have been for quite a while.  So it's unlikely that I'll get into those.  But, for the moment, my classes for next semester are:

French Literature II
French Civilization II
Contemporary American Literature
Introduction to Computer Science I
JINS: Page and Stage to Screen: Sherlock
University Chorus

I guess it's not too terrible of a schedule.  I'll be much happier if I can drop French Civ, though.  Also, I didn't realize that my JINS course was based on Sherlock when I bid on it, and I'm just not interested in Sherlock at all.  That genre of literature has never interested in me.  Oh, well.

We also finished the French play for the semester a couple of weeks ago, which is a bit of a relief.  I was worried that everyone, including myself, would have trouble having lines memorized in time, but we all pulled it together.  Personally, I feel like this semester's play was the best one we've done so far, especially on the first night.  It helped, probably, that my character was pretty much typecast in that he was an overly dramatic grammar Nazi which is, y'know, me.  And, as always, I love getting to know each new cast.  Lauren's last play will be next semester, and I've got three more on the way.  Part of me is considering doing something else during my senior year, but I feel like I shouldn't stop now.  Why not go for all eight semesters like Lauren has done?

In other news, I am positively in love with Thor: The Dark World.  I have seen in multiple times, mostly with different people.  I just love it so, so, so much.  And I like to think I'd like it without Loki, but he is a huge draw since his character development is one of the main reasons why I love the movie so much.  Ah, well.  It's wonderful.  I want to see it again.  I'm not sure I'll be able to wait the much-too-long length of time for it to come out on DVD.

18 October 2013

Stress in the fast lane.

Well.  Where do I begin?  Normally I write blog entries more frequently, but it's been over a month since my last one.  Nothing particularly monumental has happened, except some bumps in the road here and there, and a whole lot of stress.

In terms of classes, that's a big part of where my stress is coming from.  My crappy memory really bites me in the butt when it comes to having to remember things like facts and dates.  I just have a hard time remembering things unless I drill it over, and over, and over, and sometimes even then it doesn't really work.  I can set my keys down somewhere and literally two seconds later, I can't find them.  I simply cannot remember where I put them.  Sometimes I'll say something and have absolutely no memory of saying it a minute later.  Lauren and Kat insisted that I did, in fact, proclaim my hunger, but I don't remember doing so.  So my inability to remember a lot of things worries me when it comes to, not only my French civilization class, but also my statistics course.  Luckily, for the test, we'll be allowed to use a formula sheet, which is good since my biggest obstacle is often remembering formulas.  But for French Civ. . . . I'll just have to drill facts and things into my head and hope they stick.

Speaking of things that are wrong with me, I have recently realized that I most likely have what is called stereo-blindness.  It is most often present in people who had lazy eye as a kid (moi) and who only use one eye most of the time (also moi).  To explain the latter part, it's not that I'm blind in one eye.  I just don't really use my right eye unless I'm looking at something far to my right that my left eye can't really see.  I can often close my right eye while looking at something and realize that my vision doesn't really change at all.  My mom noticed that I did this as a kid, and took my to the eye doctor, but nothing really came of it.  This is the reason that I can't see things in 3D and why the huge craze in releasing movies in 3D really sucks.  People  who see 3D use both eyes together constantly, but I can't really make myself do it.  Watching Toy Story 3 in 3D in theaters resulted in a nasty headache.  Sometimes I get flashes of 3D, like random confetti floating around the theater, but other than that, it's mostly lost on me.  Stereo-blindness also affects my depth perception, which explains why I can't catch a ball to save my life and why I really suck at basketball and can rarely make a basket.  I can't really judge how far away from me an object is.  For some people, this is extremely debilitating in that it makes it impossible for them to drive since they can't see how far away the other cars are, but that's not the case for me.  If I do have stereo-blindness, it doesn't, luckily, affect my driving at all.  If anything, it makes me more careful.

Driving.  Ah, yes.  I love it.  It's immensely fun.  But what's not fun is sitting in the Wal-Mart parking lot, the car in park, and watching some guy back his car up in an arc and smack into the front left side of your car. Lauren and I were fine, of course, but shaken and pissed off beyond belief.  The guy felt awful, his son in the back seat looked terrified, and he apologized profusely.  The car didn't hit the headlight, but just beneath it and right above the tire, leaving a very expensive dent.  (Luckily, the guy fully admits that it was HIS FAULT and is contacting his insurance agency and whatnot so he can pay for it.)  We weren't sure if the car could drive.  It didn't look like anything was touching the tire, so David and Deb told us to try to drive it home.  However, as soon as we turned right, we heard a scraping noise.  We managed to get back to the Wal-Mart parking lot, so as not to stay in someone's driveway, and attempted to call people for a ride home since David and Deb weren't in town at the moment.  Unfortunately, it was midterm break and no one was in Kirksville at the time.  Luckily for us, our wonderful friend Liz was available, and she and her husband came to pick us up.  Aren't they lovely?

But yes.  That was a fun-filled night.  We're fortunate that no one was hurt and that it's fully clear that it wasn't our fault.  The fact that I made the effort to park away from most of the people and we still got hit.  Ugh.

Anyway.  Because the car is undriveable at the moment, our magnificent marvelous Kat is coming to Kirksville today to pick us up and take us to Hannibal to spend the weekend with her.  YAY!  The Folklife Festival is coming, and I've been looking forward to it all year, and I am SO EXCITED.  I can't wait to see Kat.  My day ends at 1:30, and then I am FREEEEEE!!!

To explain the title: this semester is going by extremely quickly.  Holy crap.

13 September 2013

I don't have a title, but that's okay.

My name is Ashlee.  I’m a twenty-two year-old junior studying French and English at university in the United States.  My hobbies include writing, singing, reading, graphic design, and occasionally some drawing and photography.  I do not enjoy math, broccoli, or Star Wars.  My favorite music genres extend from metal (Megadeth, Evanescence, Halestorm, Metallica) to French pop (Bruno Pelletier, Jule Zenatti, Marie-Mai, Cassiopée) to classical pop (Josh Groban) to plain old classical (Ludovico Einaudi).  My favorite movies are Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, Titanic, and The Avengers.  My favorite actors are Tom Hiddleston, Kate Winslet, Helena Bonham Carter, and Johnny Depp.  I’m not overly fond of Tom Cruise, Benedict Cumberbatch, or Kirsten Dunst.  My favorite books are Dracula, the Harry Potter series, The Lord of the Rings, and The Lovely Bones.  My least-favorite movie is Jurassic Park III.  Some of my random interests include the Titanic (as in the actual ship, not just the movie), dinosaurs, the French language, and grammar.  I love video games like The Legend of Zelda, The Sims, World of Warcraft, and almost anything from the Mario franchise.

My interests make up a big part of my personality because similar interests are often how I make friends.  But besides that, I like to think I’m pretty funny and have a good sense of humor.  I’ve been told I’m witty.  I can be sarcastic, although hopefully not to the point where I’m mean about it.  I care about others and want people to be happy.  Sometimes I put other people before myself even when I shouldn’t.  When I love something, I really love something.  I’m a passionate person, and I’m also dramatic.  I also procrastinate far too much and my biggest personal battle is probably laziness.  I was extremely bullied throughout middle- and high school and therefore I may have a harder exterior upon first glance.  I’ve been told that I can be intimidating at first even though I consider myself a snuggly, happy person who just wants love.

That’s the thing.  All I’ve ever wanted throughout my life is to be liked and accepted.  I may not look happy when you see me walking around campus, but that’s just because I’m not a naturally smiley person; my neutral face apparently makes me look like I’m upset or angry.  But I’m not.  I may not be outgoing enough to be able to approach you and say hi, but I want to.  If you come up to me, I would be overjoyed to talk to you.  We don’t have to have the same interests.  I want to be everyone’s friend, but it’s not always reciprocal.  I used to think college was beyond the petty high school ideal that you can only be friends with certain people, but maybe I was wrong.  But I’d still like to try.

The point of this?  Attention?  Maybe I just need assurance that I’m not a completely repulsive human being and that just because one group of people didn’t like me enough to want to get to know me, it doesn’t mean everyone is like that.  Maybe.


15 August 2013

"We are titanium." (Airport adventures, part two.)

So I've finally decided to finish my earlier blog post, which chronicles the nightmare Lauren and I experienced while attempting to fly home from Québec City.  When we left off, Lauren and I had just arrived in Chicago, and I bestowed upon my wonderful readers a cliff-hanger.  Muwaha.  Now, 'tis time to continue.

When we got to Chicago, we knew that the first thing we needed to do was to find someone from Delta to give us hotel vouchers.  There was no possible way we would be able to get to St. Louis that night, so we had accepted the fact that the only solution was to stay the night in Chicago.  However, as I mentioned, we only had about $40 CAD with us in cash.  We'd also gone the whole day without eating anything except a banana and a muffin before flying from Québec City.

The Delta terminal of the O'Hare airport was deserted.  Of course, at 9:00, no more flights were going out and only a few were coming in.  However, we knew that we couldn't go past the security checkpoint, as it was unlikely that anyone on the other side would be able to help us.  And, of course, the large Delta help desk was empty, as well.  There were, however, phones that lined the wall which dialed automatically to a service line.  Lauren called and they told us to find someone at a gate to help us.  Well, of course, every gate was vacant.  Eventually we found a group of three talking to a woman at a gate, so we got in line behind them.  Judging by their accents, language, and the mention of Moscow, they were Russian.  We waited behind them for thirty to forty-five minutes while the woman behind the desk tried to get them hotel vouchers.  It seemed that they had the same problem.

Luckily, by the time we reached her, she had figured out what needed to be done to get hotel vouchers and she didn't ask too many questions.  Waiting was frustrating, though.  The three people seemed to treat it like it was just a huge game, laughing and speaking loudly in Russian when the woman was on the phone trying to sort things out.  One woman even started taking pictures at some point.  Nevertheless, we were glad when they left and fervently hoped we would never have to see them again.  (Foreshadow much?)

After getting our hotel and meal vouchers, Lauren and I decided to check in for our flight the following morning as per Deb's advice.  The people at United were very friendly and helpful, but they were unable to check us in for the flight saying that, since it had been ordered online, it was too soon to print out a ticket.  But she saw our names, told us our seat numbers, and confirmed everything for us.  So we were in the system.  After grabbing some fast food from the only restaurant that was open in the airport, we followed the earlier woman's instructions on how to get to the bus shuttle area.  It took a little longer than anticipated, but we finally got there around 10:00 or so.  We had been booked for the Crowne Plaza, so we waited and waited and waited for what seemed like forever until finally the shuttle showed up.  Lauren and I clamored on and were quite relieved to finally be able to relax.

Heh.

When we got to the hotel, we handed the man behind the counter our voucher, and he just kind of stared at it for a moment.  Then, finally, he said, "You're at the wrong hotel."  It turned out that there were two Crowne Plazas in the area: one closer to the airport and one in Northbrook.  We had been booked into the one in Northbrook, but we hadn't realized that there were two hotels.  Luckily, we managed to catch the shuttle driver before he left, and he drove us back to the airport.  He was very nice and apologetic; he felt bad for not having looked more closely at my voucher to see that it was the wrong hotel.  He told us where to go to wait, so we waited and waited and waited some more.

After a while, we began panicking.  Why?  Because I suddenly noticed on the voucher that it said Valid until 11 P.M. despite the fact that the woman at the gate had told us that it was valid until midnight.  Lauren and I were at wit's end by this point.  We were so stressed, exhausted, and hungry (we still hadn't eaten our cold McDonald's yet), and we were at our breaking point.  Among the lists of hotels inside the airport, there was no number for either Crowne Plaza.  At a loss, we called Deb, and she called the hotel for us.  She was told that the bus would be there in twenty to twenty-five minutes and that it wouldn't be a problem to come after midnight.  So we relaxed ever so slightly.

When the bus finally showed up, it felt like a huge weight had been lifted.  We were, of course, joined in the shuttle by the three Russians from earlier.  The twenty minute drive to the hotel lagged, and Lauren and I both nearly fell asleep in our seats.  When we got there, we tried to zoom off the bus to get to the desk first, but the three people beat us and took forever.  It was probably another fifteen minutes before we were finally able to go up and check in to the hotel.  We reserved a shuttle for the next morning at 6 and promptly passed out in our very nice room.

Oh, but wait!  There's more!

We were down in the lobby the next morning by 5:45, ready to go as soon as possible.  But by 6:05, we still hadn't left.  Why?  Because it seemed that one of the Russians was still asleep and the other two couldn't get her to open her door.  So they wanted hotel staff to open it for them, but they also wanted to hold the shuttle bus until they were all ready to go.  Luckily, the woman in charge said, "Look, this girls have a plane to catch.  You need to take them to the airport."  So we left.

We had been afraid that we wouldn't be able to find the United Airlines check-in from the bus shuttle area, but after confirming our airline, the driver (who was the same one from last night) was kind enough to drop us off right in front of the correct door of United.  We went inside to check ourselves in, but everything went to hell when I tried to scan my passport.  It told me that we needed to get an employee to help us, so we went to go check ourselves in manually.  When we handed her our passports, the woman was confused.

"Are you sure your flight is United?" she asked.  Oh, God.  Not again.  Lauren and I just about lost it.  For some reason it took them a little while to actually find our reservations.  But when they did, it only got worse.

"Oh, okay, here's the problem," the woman said.  "I found the tickets, but they haven't been paid for yet."

WHAT?!  SERIOUSLY?!  All of the expletives I know were running through my head at that point.  It seemed like Delta was doing everything in their power to screw us over.  They had booked us the flight on United, but now they hadn't paid for it?!  I about lost it.  I asked what the price was, if I could just pay for it myself, but the women continued to try to find a solution.  We called Deb, and she talked to them, as it was easier, since she had been talking with Delta to make the reservation.  From what I gathered, even though Delta hadn't paid for the flight, they put us on it anyway and gave us our tickets.  The women were very nice and helpful.  Delta was not.  By the time everything was sorted out, we had an hour to get through Chicago security to our gate.

We did.  We made it through security, we got to our gate, and everything was okay.  The plane left on time, it was a very short trip, and we made it to St. Louis at about 9:30.

But wait!  There's more!

You remember how we had to leave our luggage in order to make the flight that we didn't make?  Yeah.  Turns out it had been lost the whole time.  When we got to St. Louis, we went down to the baggage claim.  Delta had found Lauren's.  Somehow it had gotten shipped from JFK to Atlanta, Delta's main hub, and finally to St. Louis.  Mine was missing and they didn't know where it was.  And because we had last flown on United, even though my luggage never touched a United plane, Delta refused to help us.  They told us we had to file a claim through United.

The people at United were very helpful and friendly, as they had been the whole time.  We described my suitcase to them and listed a couple of contents inside that would identify it as mine.  What did I list?  A tattered, gray bear who calls himself Sammy.  That's right, people.  Sammy was in the bag.  Many of you probably know how special this bear is to me.  So to have lost him, to not know if I would ever get him back, was torturous.  But the people assured us that they would find the suitcase and send it to us as soon as humanly possible.

And they did.  I got a text message from Deb on Monday night saying that my suitcase had been found and was being Fed-Ex'd to the house.  By 11 o'clock the next morning, it was in their possession, and Sammy was waiting for me.  Everything ended well.

The story may have a "happy ending," but that doesn't change the fact that Lauren and I spent twenty-five hours traveling because of Delta's incompetence.  It was truly a nightmare.  She and I exemplified Murphy's Law.  And Delta was completely unwilling to help or to take responsibility for their screw-ups.  I can honestly say that I will never fly Delta again.  (And that's saying something, since I fly at least twice a year.)  I hope I never have to go through that again.  If any of my readers have to fly, I highly suggest that you avoid Delta.  Take United; I've only had good luck with them.  I also intend to avoid the JFK airport for the rest of my life.  Thank God all this hell is behind me.

12 August 2013

"Sorry for the inconvenience."

Many, if not all, of you have probably seen my last few Facebook statuses in which I somewhat vaguely talk about the "nightmare" that was traveling on Saturday and Sunday.  Well, now it's finally time for the world to get the whole store.  Buckle in, because it will not be fun.

What might have been the first "bad omen" happened on Friday morning.  Lauren and I had been waiting to hear back from someone in the program at the university about sharing a taxi in order to cut down costs, but they never followed up on what they said they would do.  So that morning I went to the main taxi service's website, Coop Taxi, and started to make an online reservation until I saw that it wouldn't let me?  Why?  Because reservations for that website need to be made at least forty-eight hours in advance.  At this point, I started freaking out.  It was the morning of my last class - in which I had an exam - and I was trying to study and find another taxi service at the same time.  There was no way we could take the bus; it would take us about a thirty-minute walk from the airport.  Plus, it wasn't at all practical to take our luggage onto one of those things.  Finally I found another taxi service that was much more flexible about their reservation dates, Taxi Laurier.  I called them up with the phone in my room that the university provided and went to take my test.

The next morning, I was up at 6:30 to finish up my last-minute packing to get ready to go.  It wasn't too terribly difficult.  We met the taxi down in front of the building and took off towards the airport.  The driver was very nice and asked us about our trip, if we liked Québec, if we liked Obama since we're Americans, and told us to speak French as much as possible.  When we got to the airport, that was when things started to go wrong.

Lauren and I went to the self check-in booth and everything was fine at first until we went to pay for the checked bag we each had.  We could even pay for them separately, which was convenient.  Except for the fact that it wouldn't take my card.  It wouldn't even acknowledge that it was there.  Though we've had a few difficulties regarding using my card over the border, we'd thought that at an airport that wouldn't be a problem.  Luckily, the screen said we could pay with cash.  So I went to the opposite end of the terminal to withdraw $40 for the $25 fee.  When I got back, I had to start over, and then Lauren and I went up to the front to the baggage drop.  The first thing the woman said was, "If you're going to pay in cash, I don't have any change."  What?  Seriously?  When I asked if she took my certain credit card, she said yes.  REALLY?  In the U.S. it wouldn't have been a big deal to have withdrawn $40.  But I knew I was extremely unlikely to spend the money while in Canada, which would mean I would need to find a change bureau or a bank or SOMETHING at some point of I wanted the money back, which would turn into $38 eventually.  Gah.

Our flight was scheduled for 11:03.  We noticed when we got there that it had been delayed thirty minutes.  This wasn't that big of a deal, since we had a long layover.  Then, when we checked in, the woman said it had been delayed an hour.  Okay.  We'd still be okay getting to our connecting flight.  Then, when I checked the screen as we settled down at the gate, it said that the flight to New York had been delayed for two hours.  Not okay.  There was no way would make our connecting flight, especially not with the need to go through customs and security again.  Lauren called her mom, and after a lot of arrangements she got us on another flight to Chicago and then to St. Louis, but with American Airlines.  She told us that we needed to get from Delta to the American Airlines terminal for the flight at 5:05, which was definitely doable.

The flight, which left at 1:00, to New York was fine.  We got into the airport, and customs was a snap.  It was quick and easy, though with the confusion and people, it reminded me of the pictures I'd seen on Ellis Island and all the immigrants.  (Although with much better conditions.)  When Lauren and I were through customs, we were told to wait at Carousel 4 for our luggage, which would need to be checked again.  So we waited.  And waited.  And waited.  And waited.  People starting going up to Delta employees and we were told that the luggage "would be here soon."  Eventually, our flight number was spotted on a different carousel, so we all migrated over there.  And waited.  And waited.  After two hours, at four o'clock, people were panicking.  Some, like us, had flights coming up, and some had already missed their flights since customs wouldn't let us leave without our luggage.  The Delta employees were extremely unhelpful.  They just kept saying that they had reconfirmed that the luggage was on its way, that it would be there momentarily, that they were "sorry for the inconvenience."  Finally, one employee decided to take us through customs himself to work out getting connecting flights.  Because Lauren and I were switching airlines, we weren't sure if our luggage had been sent to American Airlines or if it was still with Delta.  When we entered the room with the man and the small number of others who were switching airlines, he looked out our baggage ticket and said that we were, in fact, in the wrong place.  So we had to run as fast as humanly possible to American Airlines, which was on the complete opposite side of the building.

When we finally got there, we couldn't get through.  The woman at the front of security didn't understand that we'd had flights booked on American Airlines instead of Delta, and since we didn't have any sort of ticket information, we couldn't prove it.  She told us that, to rebook a flight, we needed to go through Delta.  So we ran back to Delta, waited in line for what was at least forty-five minutes, to talk to a woman at "Kiosk Assistance."  She started working on getting us another flight until she said, "Oh, crap" and then proceeded to inform us that she couldn't book us on another flight because we had, apparently checked in with American Airlines.  WHAT?!  This was insane.  Not only that, but the only plane going to St. Louis was the next afternoon.  After another fifteen minutes, she got the madness with us being on American Airlines sorted out, but that still left the issue that we were stuck in New York.

"What about a hotel?" I asked.  "Where are we supposed to stay?"

The woman had seemed skeptical.  "Well . . . I could try to put you girls up in a hotel tonight..."

SERIOUSLY?!  Lauren and I were ready to strangle this woman.  We were here due to the fault of Delta, and they wouldn't even put us into a hotel for the night?  All we had were forty Canadian dollars.  We could not afford a hotel, food, and taxi in New York.  There was absolutely no way we could afford it.  That would not work, and we didn't want to run around to try to find someone who would put us in a hotel.

"How close can we get to St. Louis?" I demanded.  "What about Chicago?  Can we get to Chicago?"

At that point, we just wanted to get out of New York, and Lauren pointed out that we could take the train to Quincy, Illinois.  The only problem was our baggage.  There was a flight to Chicago at 7:00, so the woman agreed to put us on that one.  She also gave us business class as a way to "apologize for the inconvenience."  Fine, whatever.  We felt we deserved it at that point.  So we practically ran to security and got there as quickly as humanly possible, despite the fact that it was slow going.  While we waited, Lauren's parents called to tell us that they had booked us on another flight from Chicago to St. Louis with United Airlines the next morning.  No matter what, we would be staying in Chicago that night.  At least it was better than New York.

Business class, though it was Delta, was pretty nice.  Pillow, blanket, mini pretzels coming out the wazoo.  The few above the clouds, especially with the setting sun, was beautiful.  Lauren and I were able to relax ever so slightly.  Until we got to Chicago.

To be continued since I have to go get ready to drive to Kirksville. XD